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Nigga Virus

We're all talking about the coronavirus, but does the nigga virus still exist?
by pipperoni March 31, 2020
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Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
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euro-virus

Standard virus that one receives when working on any euro upgrade projects
Micky started working on the euro project, then was out sick with the euro-virus the day after
by bludger_for_life August 28, 2019
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Timba Virus

when your computer crashes after a couple minutes of being on it
i was on my computer then it crashed then my friend tim said i had the timba viruse
by THEEE GUY September 20, 2017
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Orange virus

An ailment that inflicts people when Donald Trump is made president. It involves a rapid decline of emotional and physical health.
Laura has been struck down with Orange Virus.
by Larabar February 5, 2017
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Communist Virus

Another way of referring to the Coronavirus with the belief that it is all an attempt to spread communism
"The Communist Virus has made its way from the wet markets of Wuhan, China all the way to California and this has caused our governor to put us in a state of lockdown"
by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021
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Twelviloma Virus

Virus that infects twelve-year-olds and causes them to act older than they really are, have more relationships than most highschoolers, overuse the word 'swag', disrespect women, post idiotic Facebook statuses, and just in general make people lose all faith in humanity. Though it's mostly twelve-year-olds who contract it, not all of them have it, and older/younger people can also get it.
Guy 1: "I saw your little brother's Facebook status last night, apparently he banged 30 hoes at his friend's party."
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"
by Hassan & Fei-Yen September 8, 2013
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