Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

Twitter

The tingling/sensitive sensation a woman gets after Cumming.

Oh please STOP rubbing my clit i'm twittering

by Mizfitmakeupartist May 19, 2009

Twitter

A stupid site that completely and utterly ripped off Facebook, but in no way compares to it.

Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and....

Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.

Guy 1: Really, ok then.

by Sciv August 6, 2009

Twitter

Cancer

Today I used Twitter, TommyInnit was getting cancelled.

by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021

Twitter

the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.

i wish your mum didn't have twitter

by swagmeanings June 24, 2011

Twitter

Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.

Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?

Man: No, but I could definately taste it...

by dvso November 8, 2009

Twitter

A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!

by likeordie November 15, 2011