angel topper

Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.

He says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.

Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

igloo toppers

big round breasts that are cold

jeeez look at the igloo toppers on that

by Stevie Walsh November 2, 2022

Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022

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by Scholars Band January 16, 2022

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021