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Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
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Teapot

A person who is a source of tea/drama
Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip
by Fiirowkwbfj October 28, 2022
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Teapot

A MISSISSIPPI term for :
frozen juice inside of a plastic cup (may or may not have a gummy worm in it)
Aye go ta ms. Willy b house and get me. Teapot
by Ykw_kayla November 5, 2022
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o.l teapot

Real name olly mcanny
Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids
by Unknown local fraud star January 7, 2022
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Teapot

When you mix weed with tea
A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022
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Teapot

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022
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Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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