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Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.
Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!
by Adrena March 19, 2011
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Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like
!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING
by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017
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Static

Static. If someone is staring at you you would look and say/yell STATIC
Creepy guy: *stares*
You:STATIC

your friend:what a weirdo
by Itx_.tae December 30, 2018
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Aye Static

slang for asthetic, carries the same definition
“ay vro u see Demarcus’ new fit?”
“yuh straight aye static
by LilDaggerDix July 13, 2018
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Static Personal AI

Static Personal AI (SPA): A type of artificial intelligence that is trained to understand and respond to the interests, preferences, and behaviour patterns of its user, but does not adapt or change its personality over time.
The user was pleased with the Static Personal AI, as it was able to provide relevant advice and recommendations based on their interests without needing to be retrained over time.
by Phieyl February 1, 2023
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