Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

Who decided to promote that spastic Russell? He can barely string a sentence together

by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.

by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022

Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,

Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Spastic

An idiotic person normally called demi who like to be idiots and use roasts from tiktok

Hey did you know demi is dumb

YEA SHE IS SO ESPASTIC

by Lemoncloud May 30, 2022

Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake

“Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”

by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021

spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022