Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people

Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now

by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020

Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.

My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.

by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

hit spick spackle

balls

"poop"

*gets mad*

*laughs*

"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"

*gets scared, runs away lickety split*

by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018