small dick

The definition of a person with a small dick

Guy 1: Bro you such small dick Lawrence likes guys
Guy 2:No shut up you are

by Cocktails and good April 4, 2022

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy

Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it

by Alexander men June 1, 2024

Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome

by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021

Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.

I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.

by Unknown997 March 1, 2024