Principal Skinner

A smooth, yellow, sexless freak with a tiny cock.

"Dude... I want to fuck Principal Skinner from The Simpsons..."
"Are you ok? Psychologically?"

by sillystringpony January 15, 2024

skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.

The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023

Three skinner

Three skinner - a cannabis joint made from three rizlas stuck together to form one large king size spliff.

"hey, shall we roll a single skinner?"
"no man, let's have a proper large three skinner and get totally wasted!"

by hippy artist December 7, 2022

Charlie Skinner

A gay kid who sucks Henry’s dick everyday and has threesomes with (Elia shifts)

Id never think I would see someone as gay as Charlie Skinner

by 123Charlieisgay February 19, 2019

dinkle skinner

the act of forgiveness or, that time of the night where you don’t know where you are anymore.

1. hey man i’m really sorry i was being a complete dinkle skinner

2. BROOOOOOOO I AM DINKLE SKINNER

by childishgamboon June 15, 2018

B.F. Skinner

a girl friend who only wants to give you painful hand jobs and tell you about her old boyfriends. ("B.F." for best friend. "Skinner" for a hand job. B.F. Skinner was a famous behavioral psychologist of the 20th century)

My first girl friend was a real B.F. Skinner. All she ever did was yank on my cock and tell me about the guy she lost her virginity to.

by Poetjester August 16, 2018

Shawn Skinner

“Shawn Skinner” is the act of smacking back 10 beers before eating the Holy Ghost out of a girls ass

John- hey dan did u do a Shawn Skinner last night

Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy

John- solid

by Dawgpoo February 7, 2019