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Shingles

What disease does he have?

He has shingles.
by frenchhfryyfriday May 11, 2018
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Single as a shingle

When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"
Denise is single as a shingle and gets eaten like a pringle
by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021
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slippery shingle

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.
by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018
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Shit on a Shingle

hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
nah man that’s shit on a shingle”
by lørd skum February 20, 2019
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shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.
Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery
by skunkyskank June 4, 2018
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Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.
by Ugly Farmers from Seacombe February 2, 2024
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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