Scrump

When you simultaneously jerk off and drag your ass across the ground like a dog.

Dude, stop scrumping it! It’s time to go to dinner.

by Girthquake1 March 24, 2025

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Scrump

A Scrump is a Iraq delicacy which is a endangered fish named the Scrump it taste of shrimp and a little like chicken but overall is a little bit smelly and looks horrid overall. The Scrump could be found in a certain area of the Atlantic Ocean where it is usually found washed up on shore or under rocks. Sometimes Scrumps can be more purple or orange and maybe white or a fleshy more meat color. Scrumps can be micro, small, medium sized and maybe even huge if you find the queen scrump. Scrumps are best cooked until black and burnt looking and are usually stuffed with some meat or wrapped with something. Scrumps live under big rocks in the sea in which they dig big areas under them to create a prefect living area. Scrumps are known for being a leading cause of cancer and even poisen related deaths if not cooked well while most symptoms of under cooked Scrumps are harmless like throwing up and nausea it could lead to more serious punishment so tread lightly with your cooking! Scrumps were known to be eaten by hunger pirates in the pirate age especially by two famous pirates Fatbeard and Crock! Although Scrumps might sound bad at first they can be fantastic after a good cooking!

Hello honey cook me some Scrumps before i get drunk and beat our son Tommy! Oh hi Debby your fatass needs to lay off them Scrumpies ( plural )!

by Benjamin Von Sanders. July 14, 2023

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