Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

Satchel

An underrated as fuck guitar gem! (aka Russ Parrish)

"Satchel is more talented than a good portion of extremely praised guitarists"

by Lavvender4 May 8, 2020

Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 5, 2017

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 7, 2022