Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

All salt

A person with totally white or gray hair.
Having all salt with no pepper in ones hair.

I have all salt in my hair.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

salt master

a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.

That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring

by Nicolecanread June 7, 2010

salt shells

shotgun shells that have been filled with rock salt

that farmer shot me with salt shells

by dirrty1 April 29, 2006

bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself

the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us

by reetle August 28, 2008

salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 2, 2017

Man salt

Male ejaculation, cum, peepee fluids from sexy time, jizz

“Aw man you got your man salt on me again Kyle!”
“I love the taste of your man salt”

by Master.of.bation December 4, 2020