Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

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Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

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swedish humidifier

Similar to the swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;

After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.

by boomumba4 December 7, 2010

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swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.

She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.

by the dee bee January 17, 2014

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Swedish S'mores

The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.

"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."

by Black man say goo August 3, 2016

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