When you Meet someone and cannot determine whether the person is a male or female, refer to the person as “shim.” Combination of him and she.
When I went to talk to the shim about some clothing, I did not know whether to bring shim dungarees or dresses.
by A lil batty February 9, 2019
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by Hustlehard84 July 15, 2019
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“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
by Eddie.d November 17, 2019
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