Reuben

A strange boy we is in love with Caitlyn but calls her clapped to cover it up.

Reuben is kinda a weirdo

by Melanie Carrot June 6, 2022

Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben

A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben

"What's that mark on your neck?

"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"

by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022

Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

Reuben

doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute

ew thats reuben?

by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021

Reuben

Stupidest person on earth, also a big simp.

“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”

by By: Maddi M :) January 31, 2022

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.

Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.

by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021