To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.
“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “
by HellaDopeName October 29, 2020
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by taterth0ts October 9, 2020
Get the poached melon mug.To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
Get the Clam Poaching mug.A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 14, 2023
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Get the Poached mug.Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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