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Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
by Carcallz April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020
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Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities
“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”
by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020
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Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting
by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020
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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 16, 2020
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pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!
I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!
by AxonL May 5, 2020
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Pandemic Pal

Similar to Covid Companion, a Pandemic Pal is the person you are self-isolating with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I wish I would have chosen a Pandemic Pal; I am so lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
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