perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.

Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.

by Jayeverell August 22, 2021

Perking

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

by fummm September 4, 2021

(FENT) ROSA PERKS

WHEN YOU DROP TILTED TOWERS AND YOU GET 200PUMPED WITH A LEGENDARY PUMP AND GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY AND U THINK OF PLAYING ANOTHER MATCH BUT GO JERK OFF INSTEAD. MORGEN FREEMEN POPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS HES PROUD OF YOU AND JOINS YOU.

(FENT) ROSA PERKS
I BURIED MY NEIGHBORS DOG LAST NIGHT IT WAS FUN!

by ROSA PERK September 10, 2025

Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you

person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money

by inks333 June 1, 2025

Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you

person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money

by inks333 June 1, 2025

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

Perk

Perk - woman saw an elderly man smoking outside a hospital and stated it was perk, a drug.

She was astonished because the man appeared to be about 80 years old.

He was smoking perk.

by PepperTime1 March 30, 2024