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Nookie

Short for nuclear dookie. A shit so bad it causes people around it to take poison damage
Friend 1: I just took a huge nookie
Friend 2: I don’t believe you *goes into bathroom*
Friend 2: *dies from smelling the nookie*
by Shittersupreme April 23, 2025
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DeAndre BE HUNTIN FOR SOME NOOKIE!
by NookieSpreaderAndEnjoyer February 19, 2024
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On a nookie

When a significantly older female who’s just your type decides to fucking text back
Juan Pablo: hey

Beer: hold I’m on a nookie
by Nookie24 February 19, 2026
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