the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021

Goat nad

A pair of balls or testicles .

That niccah goat nads smelled like fish . We were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the goat nads . I’ll bet his goat nads were sore and smashing that fat girl all night . Come here and rub my goat nads baby . I’m not in the mood tonight my goat nads hurt .

by 818King February 24, 2025

Nad

The most sexy guy to live insane at fifa but quick sold kams varane couldnt handle the smoke on gta but overall nads biggest gangster going mashallah watch out though guys he’s a menace to society at times

The word nad means sexy and quick sells everyones team

by Kammm_17 November 22, 2021

Droopy nads

As a man gets older, his gonads begin to droop.

I do not remember the exact day that it happened , but when I looked down on my 65th birthday , I saw some droopy nads!

by Bob's Valley February 5, 2026