Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

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geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot

Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!

by loncapa January 30, 2024

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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

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Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

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Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

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