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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
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krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.
My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.
by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011
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Doing a Krusty

Milking the absolute fuck out of a job to the point it is ridiculous. Meanwhile holding up the entire work force for your own financial benefits. But the boss turns a blind eye cause your tounging his/ her bung
Have a go at this cunt, been waiting here an hour cause this dog rooting cunt is doing a krusty, I just want to go home
by Yeahnahyouracunt June 28, 2023
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Krusty Karen

When a female hasn't showered for days and reaches down in her crotch/dirty pussy and smears the liquid from her fingers and genitalia onto another's face across their nose and mouth to let the stench roll for hours
Duuuude we were just being stupid and having fun... I gave her a wet willy and she gave me a disgusting krusty karen
by Dagladell4114 April 13, 2023
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The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock
Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?
by Frederick1 November 3, 2021
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Krusty Krab

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021
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the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist
Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !
by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021
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