Javier Flobeirto Marcial

a small mexican which takes 45 min jerk sessions and puts off hanging with his only 2 white friends

Connor : get yo lil ass out here javier flobeirto marcial!
javier : hold on i need taco taco taco
cody : can i nut on your pillow?

by rat_pee March 12, 2020

The dirty javier dirtbag

When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.

You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.

by Condor12343 June 18, 2011

Javier escuella

the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever

he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal

'javier escuella is my favourite i even have a pintrest board with 987 pins on him'
'what the fuck'

by frgfogtotakethepizzaouttheoven October 23, 2023

Javier

Javier he is short and Hispanic he also in known for 1 inch COCK he will suck dick till he dies

Hey is that the nigga Javier 1 inch cock

by Heyyoooo.7 November 19, 2023

Javier Galindo

The sweetest boy ever. Once you get a chance to truly get to know Javier he is such a gentleman. He has been hurt enough and is pushing everyday to be the best version of himself. Don’t lose your chance with him because once he’s gone he is gone forever. He does not wast your time Javier will either be someone you love with all your heart or the boy you wish you’d given a shot. Time with Javier is not wasted but you learn from it. With Javier there will only be love or regret. Javier a man who is starting to find his true value and not settling for less, with goals he hopes to achieve to prove others wrong and be the best version of himself.

Javier Galindo the love of my life.

by Was the love of your life November 19, 2023

Javier Milei

Austin Powers's doppelganger that became President of Argentina. Self described anarcho-capitalist, once cloned his dog and despises communists. Hates the state so much he would shove anything that has to with it up his ass.

I wipe my ass with the state!

- Javier Milei

by TedCruzAteMySon January 31, 2024

Javier

Javier is the type of guy who eats alot and fucks bicthes like dudes fuck their dogs. Javier is normal the name of a fat guy who looks like biggie smalls and the normally the 2nd biggest in the group. He is usually the fun and quiet type unless he knows you. He is very kind and Mexican and will grow up to beat his wife because he’s drunk he loves and then has an affair with his new born son and goes to court to be proven guilty and then because the man of the yard house

Wife: Babe can you watch the kids while I breast feed our baby?
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!

by John Lanthrope November 20, 2023