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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
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Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram
I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!
by mflowers February 16, 2020
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Insta-Fast

When you temporarily disable your Instagram (IG) account in-order to work on tackling those project goals you've set for yourself.

When you Socially Distance yourself from Instagram (IG) by deleting or temporarily disabling your account, to work on yourself or various projects.
I'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I need to focus on creating my website www.thecryptocurrencyspace.com.

I need an Insta-Fast from IG, my life is too lit to be sharing with all these hoes.

I think i'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I have a dangerous addiction to IG !
by NOT THEPEOPLESCARLY June 5, 2020
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Young Insta

A term used to describe someone who is new to the application- "Instagram." It is mainly used as a hashtag that is posted on the users first 10 or so pictures.
"Did you see Travis yesterday? He was taking pictures out the window while we were driving for instagram."

"What a young insta."
by Dack Janiels November 13, 2012
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insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening
He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?
by MissMadee June 15, 2011
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Blue insta

Indigo White’s subtle direction towards fansly, a nsfw site.
Indigo White the 2x award winning cocksleeve releases his best stuff on “blue insta” fansly.
by Officialdickhead April 1, 2023
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insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.
Why are you such an insta-dick?
by mhmyep69 April 5, 2022
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