Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

HOBOSEXUAL

Basically someone who is dating or trying to date someone so they can be fed “Free” food.. either it be on a date or Uber-eats! With no intentions further besides the free meal. A BUM. It isn’t gender Exclusive.

Yeah this chick keeps hitting my DM’s so I can take her out on a date..but she giving HOBOSEXUAL VIBES..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 12, 2023

Hobosexual

Having sexual proclivities involving a strong attraction to the homeless and drifters in general.

My daughter is letting her boyfriend live in her car. She’s hobosexual AF!

by stxnthamix October 16, 2021

Hobosexual

A man that enters into a relationship to keep from being homeless.

That Stew Butterfield is such a hobosexual !!!!

by Ransom1CS2 August 8, 2021

Hobosexual

Someone who sleeps with someone purely for the fact of some where to sleep/live

Kristina Dojch is sleeping with my mate because she has no where to live what a hobosexual hobo

by Meth pipe July 2, 2021

Hobosexual

A person who lives like a gypsy going from new relationships, parents, and friends - they never have a place of their own making them a hobosexual.

Me: Well, I kicked Larry out last night. He's got to find a place to stay.
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

Hobosexual

Any person who is pursuing others to acquire residence and/or assets services or anything that they can take from another and usually is not opposed to location or situation.

My hobosexual friend has once again contacted me after I had evict him due to his showing up and declaring his immeasurable love for me after 40 years and never contacting me before he was released from jail.

by THE REAL KAREN August 12, 2022