Hobbed

When your wife has been "Hobbed" she has been fucked by Suffocation guitarist Terrance Hobbs.

My wife has been Hobbed.

by musicnstuff April 30, 2023

Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.

"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("

by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022

kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

hob

hob means hell on bye

“I’m going to the store”

“Get me something”

“Hob“

by Gabby Western July 5, 2022

HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021