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kojak's helper

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night
by Clive October 8, 2003
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Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.
Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”
by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025
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Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.
We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.
by MikNey March 11, 2025
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homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.
Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”
by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024
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helper's high

A brief rush you feel after carrying out a genuine act of kindness.
I just got a helper's high after helping the old lady cross the road
by eskay_lvl June 12, 2022
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