HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

dirty hp

Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,

Gave the missus a dirty HP last night

by Bigdamo1987 April 8, 2023

HP

a lean, jojo, and hollow knight obsessed deerboy. makes short jokes anytime they're around anyone shorter than six foot.

person 1: lmaaoo ur so short!!! doorstopper ass
person 2: stop making short jokes ur being a real HP right now.

by ballscollectivecells April 18, 2023

HP HBP

Shortening of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!

by Hp_Lover123_Wattpad_Reader April 20, 2023

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

by 00UVD July 31, 2023

HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.

Oh shit a HP Mo

by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021