An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .
Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”
Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”
Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
by Mr. Bob Ross December 20, 2021
Get the Sex gremlin mug.A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting
Basically a blowjob by the books
Basically a blowjob by the books
by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023
Get the Desk gremlin mug.by PeterCheeks February 5, 2008
Get the rim gremlin mug.The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
Get the Porn Gremlins mug.The mischievous state of being completely present in that moment feeling as if you have no fucks to give and you do whatever the hell you want a la Antonio Brown.
He took his Jersey off, shirt, gloves and went completely Super Gremlin on them, I’ve never seen anything like it.
by Snoopdope420 January 3, 2022
Get the Super Gremlin mug.Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007
Get the stoner gremlins mug.Used to describe a vagina, given that when looked at sideways, it resembles an angry gremlin with no teeth.
by schotty375 December 9, 2008
Get the Toothless Gremlin mug.