graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with

Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery

by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.

“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.

by Mace34Black February 9, 2023

gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value

That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.

by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023

Leopard Gecko

The cutest little lizards ever with their fat tails and cute grinning face.

"Gonna go get a Leopard Gecko'

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder December 23, 2023

gecko sanctuary

A safe place for your sentient geckos from Zara employees and tech extremists

The gecko sanctuary was bombarded by Khrysos (leader of tech extremists)

by romania becomes independent an July 14, 2023

The Gecko

You’re fucking a bird against a wall, and unexpectedly pull out and ram it in her ass, which in turn, shocks her, and her hands climb the wall like a gecko uncontrollably

“Fucken gave her the gecko, she climbed halfway up the wall, completely caught her off guard”

by Geckomaster September 21, 2022

Winter Gecko

When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.

Jeremiah fell victim to the Winter Gecko when he was in enemy territory during a snowstorm.

by AttackPoseidon December 6, 2021