Dirty gape

Being beat in a race Realy bad

Im about to lay a Dirty gape on a 850 with my mach 1 700 tbh

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.

Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.

by Luna0021 July 6, 2023

Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun

ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming

by SM132 September 23, 2023

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

Gape Pilled

Taking the gape pill is the source of ultimate enlightenment. Those who are "Gape Pilled" are those who have transcended the multimedia, drug-oriented, quadrasonic mind control network and have separated themselves forever from the retarded masses who will surely suffer for their lack of knowledge.

You: So, what do you think of the vaccine?
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.

by PixelGadget May 27, 2021

gaping mouth

A mouth that is wide open.

Person 1:"lolemo"

Person 2:*mouth gaping*

GAPING MOUTH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

by Waed Flup June 18, 2006