Sandy Grandma

An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".

"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."

by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 2, 2019

Grandma Scottie

A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.

Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie

Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato

King is the MIGHTIEST

by King the mighty March 7, 2021

grandma era

the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.

"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",

"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."

by codiexufxit February 20, 2022

Sugar Grandma

An elderly woman who takes care of younger men in exchange for companionship.

Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.

by Tamara Kevin August 27, 2010

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Angry Grandma

A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.

Bro, did you see that YouTube channel Angry Grandma?

by Summer coldness June 23, 2019

Grandma Candy

a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.

Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."

Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."

by TheCripple March 19, 2009