fumble

messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end

Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"

by HyperLexus July 9, 2023

Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.

I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol

by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023

fumble monster

Supreet

Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster

by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

Fumble

To fumble is to not date someone you could have because of various reasons. You always come to regret it. You either didn't know they liked you when everyone else did, said something weird in front of them etc..

And it sucks ass.

Person 1 "Man!! Everyone knew she liked you!! All you had to do was ask, how could you fumble this hard?"
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."

by gheenre February 20, 2024

Fumble Dog

A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature

“You are such a Fumble Dog”

by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024

fumble the bag

Haley Rhonda Maxwell

This bitch knows how to fumble the bag

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024