The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

by Gilsin September 16, 2021

Yella Bitin Flies

Also referred to as "Yellow Flies," for the yanks in the audience. Commonly seen in the Southern States. It is what it sounds like for the most part. Just a fly that's yellow in color and has a bite that ain't no joke.

Son I'm gettin toe up by dem yella bitin flies, let's head in and turn on the TV. Heard theys a new documentry on Carolina wampus cats.

by bassquatch July 11, 2021

Flied

past tense of "fly" if your fingers find the spelling pretty

time flied by when walking in the rain

by trespassa90 August 21, 2022

Flied

past tense of "fly"... if your fingers find the spelling pretty

Time flied when walking in the rain

by trespassa90 August 21, 2022

garfbeu Flied

“garfbeu Flied” (spelled in that exact way) originally roots from a misspelling of popular pop culture character Garfield. “garfbeu Flied” is usually depicted as a skinny cat which loves to utter the words “Desmond oh Desmond I long for pasta.” “garfbeu Flied” was created by world renowned comedian Mario Peneloza. Mario is most famous for his catchphrase “Buivr.” “garfbeu Flied” has continued to gain popularity since his creation in the year 1779. “garfbeu Flied” has, as of 2020, become real. He now wanders the streets of Downtown San Diego California. Sightings of “garfbeu Flied” have been reported since his Tuesday.

I love garfbeu Flied. He is quite lovely.

by Grayson #3 August 24, 2022

Tuna flies

When a dildo has been left unwashed for a period of time thus attracting flies. Also know as tuna flies.

I went to my girlfriends car to grab something opened the boot and it was full of tuna flies.

by Monkskin September 16, 2022

Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.

Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”

by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022