Derrick Favors

A man whose life was punished in 5 seconds by a robotic figure who is a fun guy. (See Kawhi Leonard)

Guy 1: Hey man, who did Kawhi put in a poster from last night?
Guy 2: Some guy named Derrick Favors, he had 10 minutes left in his contract anyway.

by The33master June 15, 2021

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return the favor

sending nudes

"Hey, could you for the love of God, return the favor?"

by OmniBreaker November 16, 2018

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wisconsin favor

A nicety or extension of one’s labor and effort that was neither requested nor warranted, but still feels like it merits some sort of thanks or gratitude.

I didn’t really need or want eight jars of homemade sundried tomatoes, but Jon did me a Wisconsin Favor and brought them over as soon as he heard I liked preserved fruit.

by NordicNate July 31, 2018

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Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

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pre-favor

Where you do something for someone without being asked, and then try to throw it back in their face by demanding either payment or an unreasonable favor in return.

Two classic examples of shameless "pre-favoring" are:
(1) Offering to buy a girl lunch and then afterwards pressuring her to have sex with you --- or at least allow you to touch her intimately --- in return.
(2) Voluntarily performing some household chore like sweeping or snow-shovelling, and then telling the homeowner that he is now obligated to either give you cash or buy you a pack of cigarettes as payment for your labors.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

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