Detective Orange

He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.

AH FUCK ITS DETECTIVE ORANGE

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020

Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020

The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

troll detected

Ignorant human being.

troll detected was created by

+BillBuffet

Vladimir Putin loves gay people.

Troll detected !!!

by RootX September 6, 2017

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019