Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017

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standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017

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desk drooling

Falling asleep in class and not getting caught

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling

by HatBox August 27, 2013

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Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

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desk burn

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.

That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.

by Ro01 October 12, 2011

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