A rare type of man that will care for you and be there for you through every battle. He is beautiful in every way possible, he is smart and loyal, and always truthful. A Dan can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HIM!!!! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting him go.
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
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If you ever meet her then don’t try to mess with her ..you may lose her .. and that’s not ok
If you ever meet her then don’t try to mess with her ..you may lose her .. and that’s not ok
Dan is the cutest girl ever.
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If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
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