B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.

"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."

by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025

Clarinet

either your dogshit at it or your amazing

i am dogshit at playing clarinet

by krillabis April 4, 2025