Slut Charger

The universal phone charger that will fit and charge pretty much every phone ever except iPhones.

"Damn, I forgot my charger."

"Here, use mine. It's a slut charger, so it'll fit your phone."

by HeavyMetalGamer95 June 8, 2018

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019

Girl charger

A guy who surrounds himself with girls.

Mark is a girl charger. He always has hot girls around him.

by Krixxet September 28, 2017

charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

Chargering

Chargering
: present participle

- to inexplicably yet reliably lose what should be won
- presenting a comedy of errors leading to loss

The Los Angeles Chargers are up 27 points and have a positive 4-turnover differential, but they’re Chargering and will somehow find a way to lose to the Jaguars in this playoff game.

See also: Chargers v. Jets; Chargers v. Patriots.

by StepOnSnek January 14, 2023

Charger

(VERB)
To be in the best possible position and somehow find a way to choke like the LA Chargers.

“They’re up 27-0, I sure hope they don’t charger it up”

by moringakitty January 14, 2023

Chargering

intransive verb (used with object), Chargering, Chargered

1. the supreme ability to snatch defeat from the statistical impossibility of losing

2. to lose one's composure and fail to perform effectively in a critical situation

The Bolts chargered yet another playoff game when they gave up a 27-0 lead to the Jacksonville Jaguars. It is impossible to overstate the magnitude of this Chargers collapse.

Philip Rivers chargering the snap on a kneel down week 8, 2011 cost the Bolts the division title .

by Publius29 January 20, 2023