Bogan Breakfast

When bogans wake up, they always pick the dry and crusty bogies from their nose and have it as a breakfast snack, henceforth being a Bogan Breakfast.

Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"

by BoganBumfucker June 6, 2021

Spanish Breakfast

eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca

“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”

by gay7654321 July 5, 2022

Battle of Breakfast

The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began

by King Steve June 11, 2004

Greek breakfast

The Greek breakfast includes a cold frappe coffee,and some ciggaretes..

-Hey,what you had for breakfast today ?

-I only drunk a coffee along some ciggaretes,I had a greek breakfast.

by Alithinos April 5, 2010

Russian Breakfast

A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish

On some days I just need a Russian breakfast

by Urgot March 25, 2020

nigerian breakfast

Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.

“Yo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfast”

by Brayden Swan “998” February 8, 2018

Tron's Breakfast

Upon waking up, the immediate consumption of a distasteful alcoholic beverage (I.E. shitty tequila, pbr) followed by a large bong rip. The traditional tron's breakfast is most often accompanied by a short ditty describing the timely consumption of the aforementioned intoxicants.

it's important to have Tron's breakfast every morning to give you energy for work or school

by The special November 1, 2010