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Blake

wow Blake is the worst
by ClaireShelly August 21, 2017
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he is a blake
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Blake

a cunt who likes to eat shit and likes to cheat on girls for their horniness
stfu blake
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Annoying shit that always tries to act funny and acts like he's athletic. He leeches onto friend groups but never fits in any of them.
Did you see the leech today?
You mean Blake?
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A person with a Huge Huge Enormous Delicious Penis, Has great dick game, great pull out game, the best dick ever, and the best person to have in bed with you.
OMG look at his huge Blake, It was awesome to have sex with a Blake
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A complete douche bag that will use you for sex, and only sex. He'll tell you he "loves you" and what not, make-out here and there; only to do this to get in your pants.
Don't trust a Blake.
Girl: -calls bf- BLAKE!!!!
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
by freakypooofuck January 7, 2009
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Blake is cautious with her heart and doesn't settle for people when it comes to her relationships. She is authentic, fun and charismatic. She is so gorgeous that even that word in itself is an understatement. Everything about her makes you want to be better and do better. She can make you laugh so hard it hurts and can keep you entertained with simple conversation for hours because she is just that amazing. She is beautiful inside and out. She loves so hard you can feel it. Her personality radiates affection. Anyone in the world should feel privileged to know her and anyone who is in a relationship is simply "lucky" because a person this amazing is a rare find. If you are fortunate to have a Blake in your life --or even better-- in a relationship with her, then hold her close and never let her go. Never hurt her and always strive to deliver your best self for her. You'll never find anyone as magical as her again. Blake is a unicorn.
Today was the worst day ever, until Blake showed up.

You think you're sexy? Wait until you meet Blake!!
by Lit Whit July 14, 2019
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