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Bernard

Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.

A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.

Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.

Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.

Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.

They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games

A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.

Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!

Person 2: no his name is bernard!

Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...

Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
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pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.
say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .
by Niggahump April 22, 2017
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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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Tam Bernard

Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!
Tam Bernard is a fake name
by Sweethomealagrandma November 24, 2021
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Bernard Jarowski

Bernard Jarowski is a person which always is late,but he is a good friend he might always help you
Why your friend is late ?
Bro is Bernard Jarowski he is always late
by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021
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Bernard

A tall guy, loves his family and kids and never leaves. A family guy.
That’s Bernard he always has his kids.
by baby5ivee January 31, 2024
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Bernard

You seen Bernard lately?” No I never see him because he’s short as fuck.
by Bernard’sBiggestHater April 18, 2023
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