Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn

Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle

by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018

Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.

"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"

by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019

Barnacle b

The definition of “Barnacle B” is: Anna Hensbergen.

-Koray “The Moffuckin” Krysler.

ANNA IS EEN VIEZE BARNACLE B!!!
or:
THERE IS THE POLISH BARNACLE!!

by Krysler April 2, 2018

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019

barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019