The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock

Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton

by Chronicle of women’s rights May 10, 2020

Ryder Burton

Ryder is a really great guy. He has the most beautiful eyes. Bright bright blue ones. He’s very tall. He has the most kindest heart. He loves to cuddle and snuggle. If you don’t give him attention sometimes he’ll give a pouty face. His kisses last for what feels like forever. He’s always there if you need somebody to talk to or to cry too. He might mess up sometimes but he will always choose you. He is an amazing boyfriend when it’s his time. He’ll treat you right in al the ways possible. You are very lucky to meet a ryder. Especially a ryder Burton. Now if you meet when hold them right and never let them go. That’s what I’m doing.

I love you ryder Burton.

by Ilovefish November 7, 2020

Ryder Burton

Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.

My lovey Ryder Burton

by Ilovefish November 7, 2020

robyn burton

usually a girl with red hair, is really freaky and records herself singing like a retard

haha look at that weird robyn burton

by jeffdapod June 1, 2012

Burton

The most genuine and true to himself dude around. Deservedly super confident, yet somehow stays humble and down to earth (way down). He is really passionate, sometimes overly so, but manages to still be the chilliest one in the room. He is timeless, indescribably stylish and so sexy. Probably is considered a little crazy but only because everyone else is a normie. Burton is the man you either want to be or want to fuck

Wow look at that cool dude over there
Oh him, yeah, he's totally a Burton.

by Gora Norin November 23, 2021

Jake Burton

A Nice guy, has good looks, In love with Coco quinn and in the future famouse.
Caring can be clingy and works hard. Likes money!

Likes music (own taste)
Future Star - Trust
Sings (can sing cant write music)
Wants to hone his body (become strong)

Someone: Yo do you known jake Burton?
Other: Yea, Were friends
Someone: Lucky, Hes gonna be a star!

by Specszyx December 24, 2023