ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

ancient

somebody over 40 years old, as said in arthur.

ancient may be a way to express the age of youre mom or dad.

by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020

ancientivity

The state of being so old that you think you can make up fancy sounding words to come across as erudite.

Jon's ancientivity is really showing in the way he writes his emails

by bryntannica July 8, 2022

ancient age fighter og

Sean green

Ancient age fighter og is here and old as hell

by Theonlykida July 21, 2022

Ancient Wind

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.

Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

Ancient Fag

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)

Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!

by Astro_Will September 15, 2022