Skip to main content

airpod

something poor people buy because the cant afford the cord/what that one faggot in your class uses to look "Gucci"
"Bro, are those airpod? Have you ever heard of a cord?"
by doge kid January 6, 2021
mugGet the airpod mug.

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.
Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school
by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021
mugGet the Fake Airpods Owner mug.

Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced
Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS
mugGet the Airpods mug.

AirPod

The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod
by Arsenic the wolf January 27, 2020
mugGet the AirPod mug.

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
by lorg rat March 17, 2020
mugGet the Airpods mug.

Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod
“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”
by uhlife June 5, 2020
mugGet the Airpodded mug.

Airpods

a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.
“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”
by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020
mugGet the Airpods mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email