kebob Armenian

an Armenian that only goes to church for the church festival or on a feast day

ani: you see those people they don’t even know the hayr mer

nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? March 17, 2021

oversized armenian dumpster rat

a term similar to faggot but much more friendly

I tried to go to the movies but my oversized armenian dumpster rat of a mom wouldn't let me

by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022

Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

Armenian sentence

Sentence that doesn't make any logical sense and usually full with grammatical mistakes.

+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk

by Atmoran Knight September 5, 2021

Armenian search

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.

by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.

“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night”

by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025