Jonathan

Annoying

Jonathan is so annoying

by SorryThisNameIsUsed September 7, 2018

Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.

You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.

by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.

Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?

by anon5562 July 26, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!

girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice

by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019

Jonathan

A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.

We all know that one Jonathan

by Applesause December 30, 2019

Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019